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The
Former World Heavyweight Champion, The Legend Killer Randy Orton walks to the ring..
Randy
Orton: Well
well its been a long time since I have stood here in a SmackDown
arena in front of all you fans. Lets get something or should I
say one thing straight and right from the beginning. I am only
here for one reason and one reason only. I am not here for you
people! I really don't care about you people at all. I
am here for the World Heavyweight Championship. That title
will soon be mine. There seems to be a big problem with that
though. Vince
McMahon and the rest of the SmackDown locker room don't want me any
where near that World Heavyweight Championship belt or this
ring. Lets all forget about Fully Loaded because security
won't let me into the arena without a strip search from the local
police department in New York City. Anyway do you think that
is really going to stop me? Lets be real people, I am the
Legend Killer, I am a former World Heavyweight Champion. If
Vince McMahon and the rest of the SmackDown locker room really
believe that a little police are going to stop me, then they better
think again. Vince McMahon and SmackDown better step it up
because what I am bringing to this brand is more than they will ever
be able to handle. Anyway about Fully Loaded, just because I
don't have an official sanctioned appearance by Vince McMahon or the
rest of WWE that doesn't mean that I wouldn't be there. I
could sit in my hotel room and watch it. I wouldn't miss that
event for the world though, especially with the lineup of matches
that are scheduled. The first match is Trish Stratus vs.
Torrie Wilson for the WWE Womans Championship. Who doesn't
want to see this match? I would just hate to miss two blondes
going at it in the middle of the ring? Wouldn't you fans be
real upset if you missed that? Ohh, that's right none of you
have ever seen anything because you have never gotten anything you
fat and ungrateful people so you don't have to even worry about
it. The next match after the WWE Womans Championship is Raw's
own Intercontinental Championship between Jeff Hardy, Ken Kennedy,
and Shawn Michaels. Now I usually wouldn't really give a s**t
about a match like this because it is from Raw but since it is a
ladder match I wouldn't mind watching Shane McMahon have his own
wrestlers spill their blood just for that Intercontinental
Championship. Now initially when the Legend Killer signed with
World Wrestling Entertainment he was signed for Raw. I had
some big intentions for everyone on the Raw roster. As soon as
word got out Shane McMahon had me transferred to SmackDown so Vince
McMahon can keep and eye on me. Well Shane I will give you a
little bit of advice. Transferring me to SmackDown was the
biggest mistake you ever made. You lost a great competitor and
you just lost the ratings war against your father Vince. If
you didn't realize it, I am the best in the business today. I
am a third generation superstar. Stardom is in my veins and my
blood. Instead of me being on Pay-Per-View you are showing a
match with the likes of Matt Hardy, Raven and CM Punk with their
little ECW Television Championship match. That's right nobody
cares about your match or who wins. These people just want to
see you beat the living hell out of each other. I personally
don't care about you rejects either. The next match is between
the beautiful Lita and Victoria. Well like I said about the
previous ECW match, these people don't care about you either.
These people only care about your woman hood they will never get
unlike Randy Orton. If you don't believe me then just ask
Brooke Hogan, she might be able to help you. Well instead of
that how about watching The Undertaker go up against Montel
Vontavious Porter or MVP. Lets not even get started on The
Undertaker, I have already ended his legacy. Now for Montel
Vontavious Porter, well my sources are indicating to me that he is
trying to resurrect the New World Order. You are going to lead
the New World Order? Come one Montel you couldn't win a match
if your life depended on it. How do you expect to lead a group
of followers? Are you going to lead Chris Masters and John
Cena from ECW over to SmackDown? Probably not because their
not even good enough to be hanging around with. I am a leader
not a follower. Look into our history, the only reason we were
victorious at Survivor Series is because of me! Now enough out
me though what about The Rock and Triple H? Now I do have a certain
amount of interest in this match. Once I finish defeating
everyone on SmackDown and capture the World Heavyweight Championship
I may come to Raw to take the WWE Championship and unite both belts
to become the Undisputed World Champion. Before that happens I
need to either deal with the Petey Williams vs. The Great Khali.
Well the two of you are battling each other in a no disqualification
match at Fully Loaded. It won't really matter who wins that
match either because I am going to do everything in my power to
ensure that I get the winner one on one for the World Heavyweight
Championship. Neither one of you could win a match against
me. You have The Great Khali who is almost as big as the Big
Show. No offense to you Petey Williams, you don't stand a
chance in hell against that overgrown four hundred pound freak
show. All
of a sudden Michael Cole's music starts to play. Michael Cole
walks to the ring with a huge ovation from the capacity crowd.
He is then handed a microphone by a member of the camera crew.
Michael
Cole: Well
for someone who has not even wrestled a match you are pretty
arrogant. You think that you can just show up to WWE SmackDown
and you will just get a title shot? It doesn't work that
way. You have to earn it!
I got so sick and tired of you, I was sitting in the locker room
area and I heard you bad mouthing the entire SmackDown locker
room. Let me tell you something pal. Before you go and
disrespect any more of the SmackDown athletes, along with Mr. McMahon
you might want to take a good look around and think about just where
you are now. That's right Randy, you are not only inside a
World Wrestling Entertainment ring, but you are also inside of a
SmackDown brand ring.Randy, times are changing, and you are old news now. You can't just show up here and expect to get a title shot without earning it. Here, on SmackDown we earn or take. I have turned over to a new face now. I used to listen and take s**t from people like
you, but now I have decided that I am through with that.
Anyway I was sent out here by World Wrestling Entertainment officials
to ask you a few questions, manly about your return to SmackDown.
What is it that you have against The Great Khali and Montel Vontavious Porter?
Randy
Orton: You
really want to know what I have against The Great Khali and Montel
Vontavious Porter? Its not that I don't like them, its just
that...well they are both trying to cover each others a*s*s.
Now Davari and The Great Khali want to look out for Montel Vontavious Porter,
but that will only happen is Montel Vontavious Porter looks out for
the Great Khali. Now last I heard Montel Vontavious Porter
made an outstanding offer to The Great Khali and Davari about resurrecting
the New World Order. Well I really hate to play devils
advocate and start any trouble but was it just me or did Montel Vontavious Porter
want to lead the New World Order? He is also trying to win the
United States Championship. The Great Khali on the other hand
is already in a World Heavyweight title match at Fully Loaded.
What kind of a faction would have the United States Champion as the
their leader and then have a member of the stable the World
Heavyweight Champion? Maybe Montel Vontavious Porter is not
very bright or neither is The Great Khali but lets get real here
people The Great Khali will be lucky to have that World Heavyweight
Championship title belt from one pay-per-view event to the next and
that is assuming that he will even be able to win his no
disqualification match with Petey Willams at Fully Loaded. Any
other stupid questions Cole? Randy
Orton throws the microphone back to Michael Cole with an arrogant
look on his face. Michael
Cole: Randy,
how can you make a guarantee that you will be the one to take the
World Heavyweight Championship from The Great Khali or Petey
Williams? We saw your last big match against Hulk Hogan at
Summerslam, and well that didn't go so well for you. Lets take
quick look back at the match. The
footage plays on the big screen show ing
highlights from the WWE Summersalm match between Legend Killer &
Legend.
Randy
Orton: Shut
up Cole!! Turn that off! Nobody needs to see that fake
crap. Everyone who watched the event knew that I had the match
won. I beat the immortal Hulk Hogan 1...2...3! I pinned
him and then the referee reversed the decision. Listen Cole,
you are really starting to piss me off now. You have the nerve
to ask me such a stupid question. How can I guarantee a win
over the World Heavyweight Champion? How can The Legend Killer
guarantee a victory over either Petey Williams or The Great Khali?
Your right Michael I can't guarantee a victory over the Great Khali
or Petey Williams. I can guarantee a victory over both of
them. I can easily beat both of them. I will beat both
of them, and just like I ended Hulk Hogan's legacy, I will soon end theirs.
Randy Orton is a third generation superstar, and the son of Cowboy
Bob Orton.
Michael
Cole: Everyone
here wants to know what your opinion of World Wrestling
Entertainment's newest acquisition Kurt Angle.
Randy
Orton: Well
Well Kurt Angle. Its no secret that Kurt Angle and I have had
our run-ins in the past. No its no secret that Shane McMahon
has Kurt Angle signed to an exclusive Raw contract. The good
news is that Survivor Series
is the next joint or cross brand pay-per-view event between Raw,
SmackDown, and ECW. So Kurt Angle, I am issuing and open
challenge to you for let say.....Survivor Series. Actually
SmackDown's next pay-per-view spectacular will be No Mercy. I
am sure that Vince McMahon will allow you to make a special appearance
on Friday night SmackDown, just so I can kick your a** once and for
all. You know what Kurt? Why should we even wait for No
Mercy, hell why don't you come to SmackDown on Friday so you and I
can have it out, one on one. Imagine it Friday Night SmackDown
The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle takes on The Legend Killer
Randy Orton. So like I said Kurt, Vince McMahon probably won't
have a problem with you making a special appearance on Friday Night
SmackDown, but Shane McMahon may not like that idea very much.
Angle listen to me carefully, the reason that Shane McMahon might
not allow you to come to SmackDown for one night is because you will
become more of a liability than an asset to
him. See let me explain this to you Kurt, if you were to
accidentally get hurt here on SmackDown that would cause Shane
McMahon to loose a semi decent star on WWE Monday Night Raw.
When you get injured you will sit at home in front of your twenty
three inch television set and still get paid. Why would anyone
pay another person to sit at home and do nothing. Kurt don't
forget who I am really am. Kurt.. I am the youngest World
Heavyweight Champion in World Wrestling Entertainment history.
Maybe you should sit down with Shane McMahon and work out a new
contract before you come to SmackDown for our match.
Kurt...even if for some odd reason they don't ok, you and I can
still have a non-sanctioned match. Kurt...once I get down with
you, you will not only loose the rest of your career with World
Wrestling Entertainment, I will ensure that you never wrestle for
another promotion, which means that Total Nonstop Action won't even
offer you a contract. So Angle, take a look at
Greatness!!!
Michael
Cole: Randy,
there was another question I had for you. Since your absence
World Wrestling Entertainment has recently reopened Extreme Championship
Wrestling. What are your thoughts on this newly found
power?
Randy
Orton: Michael....Extreme
Championship Wrestling is nothing more than a bunch of washed up WWE
wrestlers that couldn't make it. Lets all be honest here, when
you have a guy like Booker T who is the punk a** sucka and the only
mother f$%#*r in World Wrestling Entertainment leading Extreme
Championship Wrestling then you have a hell of a problem. Look
at their roster, they have people like JTG, Matt Hardy, Tommy
Dreamer and Shannon Moore wrestling for them. No one person on
their roster is even worth waiting precious television time
for. Hey Vince, why waist the money? Why do they even
have an ECW World Heavyweight Championship? The
Fans begin to boo Randy Orton. They start chanting
a**h**e. You
can keep on screaming all you people want because when it comes to
the ratings, well your looking at him. I am really sick of you
people though. Extreme Championship Wrestling's ratings are so
low that they need to advertise
during Friday Night SmackDown, just so that they may even get one or
two more people watching their wrestling program. The only
thing that is even worth watching on that show is Maria. Maria
I am also giving you an open invitation to be with a real superstar,
because on Extreme Championship Wrestling you aren't getting
anything.
Michael
Cole: Now
before you go anywhere I have just one
quick................................
Randy
Orton: Shut
up Cole!! Don't interrupt me!! Randy
Orton grabs Michael Cole and hits him with the RKO, while every fan
in the building is chanting you suck. Hey
Kurt Angle, I will see you soon in the ring, ohh.......and by the
way The Great Khali, and Petey Williams good luck at No Mercy....You
will need it.
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